The goat X rocket A weathered Goatfellas hauler — riveted copper hull, oxidized seams, a crooked fin, and a single brass-rimmed porthole. GF

GOATLACTICA

"Where Dairy Is Our Duty."


A colony builder where you supply weird Martian tenants with goat milk while your corporate parent watches with weaponized cheerfulness.

Mars. Goats. Cheese. Politics.

Be there when it goes live.

The launch announcement plus the occasional dispatch from the colony — production updates, weird tenants, corporate memos. No spam.